- What's your name?
- Achmed
- Sexe?
- Euhm, 3 to 5 times a week
- No, I mean: male or female?
- Yes, male, female, somethimes camel
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, horse, dog, in fact: animals in general
- Isn't that hostile?
- Yes: horse style, doggy style, any style
- Oh dear!
- No, deer runs too fast